The inland waterways of Britain are nothing like the seas around our coasts. The non-tidal River Thames is untroubled by waves any bigger than a duck’s leg, and the only movement you will feel will be if another boat goes past us too fast. So no, seasickness won’t be an issue.

If only British weather was that predictable! But if it is cold outside we have central heating and/or a woodburning stove on board, and if it’s hot outside we have an air-conditioning unit and lots of windows and hatches.

Up to two guests are welcome to join you for dinner or even for a day or two of your holiday (and will be charged for accordingly) – whether you know they are coming before your holiday, or during it (with as much warning as possible please!).

Smoking is not permitted in or on any part of Excalibur.

In our pre-holiday/dinner/day-out booking process we will ask for dietary requirements – and will aim to cater for most. Also if there is something you just don’t like (e.g. Aubergines, celery, lamb, tomatoes, Marmite) …. Just tell us, and we’ll keep it out of your way!

Unfortunately we are not able to accommodate animals (other than our own two cats, Berty and Mavis).

You will have free access to the onboard WiFi (the signal is better in some places than others along the River!), which provides for onboard TV, but there is also a wireless speaker to attach to the music on your phone. We also provide a limited range of board games, packs of cards, and a nice selection of books.

Of course! If you see a lovely pub/bistro/restaurant that you would like to try that is fine! If you know of one before the holiday begins we will endeavour to book a table for you. Obviously you would need to pay for that separately. We have a comprehensive list of restaurants if you are looking for inspiration.

The Thames is a natural river and is therefore sometimes affected by heavy rain, which makes it flood – there is also the rare possibility of lockclosures. Although both are very unusual during the summer season, sometimes the authorities stop all river traffic, including Excalibur, from moving on part or all of the River. If this is the case (and is totally out of our hands) we will refund your money or happily rebook for another time.

Unfortunately our insurance does not allow for passengers to steer the boat. Just relax, and we’ll do all of that for you!

Depends if you ask Steve or Andrew! Steve would bring 18 changes of clothes, to cope with all weathers/moods/ colour palettes and social occasions – Andrew would pack one pair of trousers, one pair of shorts, and 3 t-shirts (all Navy blue!). Bring what you like, but we do ask for only soft -soled shoes to be worn onboard, and for you to be prepared for an “English Summer”! (You know what we mean!)

There is a small, personal digital safe for guests in the guest suite for use throughout your stay.

No. At the current time there is no expectation for guests to have a Covid test, and all vaccinations are your decision. (This is, of course, subject to change – but we will inform guests near their booking if it does.)

Although the average is lower, our top speed on the non-tidal Thames is 5 mph! If you want a High-octane ride, then Excalibur is not for you, and you might be happier on a Thames Rib!

Due to the power they take, and the fire risk they can be, such items cannot be used on board. However, a low-voltage hairdryer is available for use.

Yes. Unless you ask guests aboard, you will be eating alone. Weather permitting you can dine alfresco, but usually we will serve dinner in the wheelhouse with 360° views.

None at all! There are no sails on Excalibur, just a very quiet and efficient engine.